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Single-handedly took down an elite robot because I was too panicked to run away, and apparently when it was right on top of me its arms were too long to actually shoot me.

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C: Wait, why are we atomizing the research logs? DV: That’s the only kind of science I know how to do. D: If this were a horror movie, this is when you get eaten by giant rats. R: Killed 3 more rats! C: Okay, I still haven’t seen a single one of these giant space rats you are talking about. C: WHY ARE SPIDERS FALLING OUT OF THE SKY Boarded enemy ships during combat, repeatedly turned off all their power switches just to fuck with them. C: Wait, “engine sludge” is a food? DV: Do NOT drink that. Found four graves and a lonely robot that was the sole survivor of its downed ship. C: How do I go through the door? S: OH MY GOD SPIDERS EVERYWHERE. And then spikes come out of the ground and kill you. Apparently if you wander too far into the desert on this planet a dust storm springs up. The ship AND ITS ATTACKER decided we were pirates (see above) and teamed up to attack us instead. Responded to a distress beacon of a ship under attack by another faction. (We were the owners.) Everybody in the universe accused of us of being pirates and hated us b/c we were flying a ship that already had owners. Unfortunately this flagged our ship as stolen, since it was an “owned” ship. Took over another ship, then left and took back our own ship.

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S: Guys, come back! There’s a giant bird nest full of wasps! D: Do you mean a wasp nest? C, as pilot: Look, I have ONE JOB and that is POINTING THIS SHIP AT THINGS. C: You literally just mountain climbed for 5 minutes to get out of the atmosphere and find that radiation. D: Are you still planetside? C: No, I’m on our ship, I just don’t know where I am. We had actual conversations b/w captain, pilot, and engineer about how fast we could get out of star systems so that S wouldn’t start (another) intergalactic incident. S, our weapons specialist, KEPT SHOOTING EVERYTHING. DV: Why is C a mustachioed cyborg spaniard? C: This is the default face I was assigned and it is wonderful and I am never changing it. R: Do I need an exosuit for this planet? S: Depends how you feel about breathing acid. C: How come nobody ever puts anything in MY locker? DV: Just as a heads up, anything that goes in my locker is probably going to get atomized. D: DV, I’m putting the samples in your locker. C: What happens if I spend all the ship’s money? D: Actually, as Captain I get to assign you an allowance. Were sent on a mission to save a ship from pirates, forgot to turn on our identifier, wound up in a fight with the ally ship instead. DV, as researcher, atomized (destroyed) everything that passed into his keeping. S chose to demonstrate how to use the gun and fire extinguisher tools by SETTING THE LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEM ON FIRE and then putting it out again. T, as acting captain, found the option to alert all crew members to “Abandon Ship” and sent this message every 10 seconds throughout the game. C: So you’re saying I should NOT select the atomize “hands' option? S: Don’t use that, it destroys whatever you’re holding. I got to fight a nest full of giant space ants. We went looking for a missing research team and found a nest full of giant space ants. Jumped randomly into the middle of nowhere. Got the captain to unlock it, immediately pressed it. Trek across the galaxy, and discover what lies on its fringes.-First game, found a button that could only be unlocked by the captain. Teleport down to the surfaces of planets where you may face extreme environments and dangerous creatures. The strategies you use are up to you-or your Captain.Įmbark on missions, investigate abandoned stations, and scavenge for components that could aid you in your voyage. Coordination between your crewmembers is essential to survive the perils that await you.

Each player assumes a role aboard the ship: Captain, Pilot, Scientist, Weapons Specialist and Engineer. Reroute power between ship systems, operate turrets, run powerful programs, scan enemy vessels for information to give you an edge in battle, or start up the warp drive to escape a fight you cannot win. About This Game Team up to operate a starship and explore a randomized galaxy falling into chaos.

Coordination between your crewmembers is essential to survive the perils that await you.Ĭontrol the various stations that run your ship. Team up to operate a starship and explore a randomized galaxy falling into chaos.

Pulsar lost colony controls